The time machine has a very unique design. Courtesy to its three serially connected vortex accelerators the time travelling devices may reach a maximum speed beyond the speed of light! Besides the vortex accelerators Lizzy has several other unbelievable technical devices on board that need further explanation. You may study the not so self-explanatory symbols below in order to get a better grasp on the sophistication of this unbelievable machine!
The vortex accelerators cause a lot of heat, therefore the time machine uses a highly efficient Nuclear-Powered Cooling System. It is built with the same technology that was applied in Chernobyl. But nothing to worry, we coated the condenser with crazy effective epoxy-based anti-corrosion and anti-fouling solutions. Very effective! And of course, if we can cool down Lizzy, we can also cool a good bottle of vodka, Nastrovje!
Time travel is very expensive as we need a lot of gas to accelerate Lizzy beyond the speed of light. As you know, gas is expensive - at least on earth, on Uranus it’s a different story - and in Uranus probably too. Anyhow, it would be great, if you were to put some coins in the Rubelbox outside the time travelling device in order provide time travel for future generations as well.
The Gravitation-Absorbing Stool is made from original stool. Please refrain from doing any gymnastic exercises on the time travel stool. It has not a stable Nash equilibrium due to evil forces of the universe, yet has the capacity to withstand them due to its unique design. As a matter of fact, it is the only time machine stool that reaches a type 7 rating on the Bristol Stool Chart. Amazing!
Due to extreme pressure on the digestive system while accelerating to light speed we installed a Waste Particle Filter System . It will not only keep you from defecating in Lizzy but will also prevent you from being penetrated by your own shit. Due to inversion your excrements will move back into your body while you’re moving backwards in time. Courtesy to the highly sophisticated Waste Particle Filter System your excrements, however, are diverted directly into the Time Machine Stool and keeping this beautiful machine humming like a bird ...
The vortex accelerators cause a lot of heat, therefore the time machine uses a highly efficient Nuclear-Powered Cooling System. It is built with the same technology that was applied in Chernobyl. But nothing to worry, we coated the condenser with crazy effective epoxy-based anti-corrosion and anti-fouling solutions. Very effective! And of course, if we can cool down Lizzy, we can also cool a good bottle of vodka, Nastrovje!
Time travel is very expensive as we need a lot of gas to accelerate Lizzy beyond the speed of light. As you know, gas is expensive - at least on earth, on Uranus it’s a different story - and in Uranus probably too. Anyhow, it would be great, if you were to put some coins in the Rubelbox outside the time travelling device in order provide time travel for future generations as well.
The Gravitation-Absorbing Stool is made from original stool. Please refrain from doing any gymnastic exercises on the time travel stool. It has not a stable Nash equilibrium due to evil forces of the universe, yet has the capacity to withstand them due to its unique design. As a matter of fact, it is the only time machine stool that reaches a type 7 rating on the Bristol Stool Chart. Amazing!
Due to extreme pressure on the digestive system while accelerating to light speed we installed a Waste Particle Filter System . It will not only keep you from defecating in Lizzy but will also prevent you from being penetrated by your own shit. Due to inversion your excrements will move back into your body while you’re moving backwards in time. Courtesy to the highly sophisticated Waste Particle Filter System your excrements, however, are diverted directly into the Time Machine Stool and keeping this beautiful machine humming like a bird ...