bar
while travelling with the time machine through time and space, time might be very condensed for the time travel subject itself, however, for everybody else waiting for the adventurer to return can be a tedious task indeed. Hence, we have built a very nice bar to shorten the perceived waiting time to an acceptable level. The bar offers various drinks from different galaxies and eras of the seen and unseen universe. It’s unique design with 2 parallel-connected vortex accelerator allows for immediate take off in case someone tries to steal the bar. As of today we still don’t know why Igor had to put such a safety system into place. However, it is rumored that Igor did not as universally assumed build the bar himself but rather stole this little shinny magic piece of sheer self-destruction from the one and only restaurant at the end of the universe.... but as being said - it’s just a rumor
Magic Ingredients:
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl Gini
- 14 cl Toe Water
- Lime wedge
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl Gini
- 14 cl Toe Water
- Lime wedge
According to Igors reserach, this noble beverage originates from the distant Galaxy of the Pedikyries, a to the Valkyries genetically akin extraterrestrial form of life. The Legend says that the Pedikyries preserved their left big toe in an alcohol-filled genie in a bottle after reaching the age of 4242 in order to pay tribute to their deceased ancestors.
Magic Ingredients:
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl Vodka
- 1/2 juiced lime
- 14 cl Ginger Beer
- lots of moss
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl Vodka
- 1/2 juiced lime
- 14 cl Ginger Beer
- lots of moss
This lovely beverage initially popped up on Igor radar while travelling through the meteroit belt of the Ladezonestreet. The similarities of the native life forms to the well-known centaurs was striking. As these creatures used to nourish themselves solely on moss and other weeds, evolution endowed them with an alcohol-based digestion system in order to cope efficiently with the vast amount of greens these organisms stuffed into their bellies on a daily basis. This evolutionary gift was naturally used to produce a fantastic drink as sudden occurence of nausea was not uncommon. Unsurprisingly, the creatures of the Ladezonestreet were ruminants just as our terrestrial cows.
Magic Ingredients:
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl Vodka
- 12 cl Tomato
- Juice Tabasco, Pepper, Salt
- Vladimirs useless hair
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl Vodka
- 12 cl Tomato
- Juice Tabasco, Pepper, Salt
- Vladimirs useless hair
A Vlady-Hairy is less a cocktail and much more a poltical statement from Igor against a certain individual in Moscow, who is destryoing Igors beloved homeland with his hairy politics. In order to accentuate this fact in this disgusting drink, Igor is travelling with his time machine into Vladimirs bedreoom and steals one of his useless hairs for every ordered Vlady-Hairy. So for every Vlady-Hairy that you slug down your throat, you say “Njet” to his dark deeds in the Kreml! Fun Fact: Igor has calculated that by the time Vladimir is finally bold, enough people have said “Njet” and his reign will be over! Nastrovje!
Magic Ingredients:
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl white rum
- 1/2 juiced lime
- 1/2 juiced orange
- 10 cl Coke
- 1/2 Passion Fruit
- sexy times
- 3 cubes of ice
- 4 cl white rum
- 1/2 juiced lime
- 1/2 juiced orange
- 10 cl Coke
- 1/2 Passion Fruit
- sexy times
This awesome potion was created by Igor himself and comes in second just after urin as the most sought-after fluid in the known and unknown universe. As it should be common knowledge by now that sex in the time machine is prohibited due to possible time paradoxes in case of pregnancy, the origin of this drink should be self-explanatory. In order to save Igors face we will forgo any further explanations on the nature of this drink. However, we certainly can say here that this brew is highly stimulating - so stimulating indeed that we had to coat the roof of the time machine with a particular slippery substance!
Magic Ingredients:
- 3 cubes of ice
- 1 ts agave-syrup
- 1/2 lime
- 20 cl water
- 3 cubes of ice
- 1 ts agave-syrup
- 1/2 lime
- 20 cl water
The No More Vodka made its first appearance on Gomora - a plant orbiting the inner asteroid belt of the Sadanstreet - a galaxy notorious for the rather excessive lifestyle of its organisms. According to the legend alcohol-free beverages were banned by the government of Gomora in order to subdue convalescence. Violations were handled accordingly and offenders were subjected to a life sentence of eternal life. As of today it’s the most severe punishment ever implemented by a global government. Neverthelss, some incurable lunatics couldn’t be stopped from illegaly brewing this water-based muck!
