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height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134110560" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134110561" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d151875bb34fce18f79d4a151aa5683aee08ded691d25211434a200b10c4d57e/Zytmaschine_Page.gif" data-mid="134134824" border="0" 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Lizzy was constructed by Igor Maickischenko, Noitulover Alavivs alter Ego. An alter Ego within an alter Ego so to speak. If you would like to know more about Noitulover, he has his own website @noitulover.ch. Anyhow, Igor showed up during Noitulovers latency stage when Noitulover was running out of brain farts in 2018 - a common thing during the latency stage. It has to be noted that Igor himself doesn’t have any brain farts either. However, he’s got a time machine and It’s the only time travel device to the day that is actually working - sometimes. The device can be booked for all sort of events as long as you do not intend to do something evil with it and if you pay extra you can even get a tiny shiny little bar to go along with it. For any detailed information, please click on the symbols below - they should be self-explanatory. If they are not, it just means that your brain capacity is not sufficent enough for time travel - sorry! <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7e900430e6e1cf793ffa0f6bf5d8033c4fb0d9f41d2bf0c2bd8bec8a5ae400a2/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134137165" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/679/i/7e900430e6e1cf793ffa0f6bf5d8033c4fb0d9f41d2bf0c2bd8bec8a5ae400a2/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" />&nbsp;<img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0a2b38a3891d59f3eeadbbf5227adbe9a24cb8e95314070bcd86d2b448ea43f0/Functions_English.png" data-mid="134110618" border="0" data-scale="11" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0a2b38a3891d59f3eeadbbf5227adbe9a24cb8e95314070bcd86d2b448ea43f0/Functions_English.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/73b45e8927cfdd0dd8c5d00990e3b3e784d1bf8a1d8a054df218140438a2d16d/Settings_English.png" data-mid="134110614" border="0" data-scale="11" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/73b45e8927cfdd0dd8c5d00990e3b3e784d1bf8a1d8a054df218140438a2d16d/Settings_English.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0d3f8d1708129096dd8681c34878bd878c412441b70fdcf1bb70cba5cbe0e2e2/Bar.png" data-mid="134110624" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0d3f8d1708129096dd8681c34878bd878c412441b70fdcf1bb70cba5cbe0e2e2/Bar.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5709b65e7cdf61ac42d8fbc357fc49ed265341cadd4e75e758bbe01e8b378e24/Photos.png" data-mid="134110619" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/5709b65e7cdf61ac42d8fbc357fc49ed265341cadd4e75e758bbe01e8b378e24/Photos.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/ebcf66c911e9521447e281a8270b0721780e3090ae22c873f04cca33cb960b69/Videos.png" data-mid="134110616" border="0" data-scale="9" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/ebcf66c911e9521447e281a8270b0721780e3090ae22c873f04cca33cb960b69/Videos.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c16c93336de6a63fad1d3ef9f7cf7bba7712dcaf4d904c7222c5aea0adef3bac/Igor_English.png" data-mid="134110615" border="0" data-scale="9" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/c16c93336de6a63fad1d3ef9f7cf7bba7712dcaf4d904c7222c5aea0adef3bac/Igor_English.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4357eb865667bbc9e7a943a9adf0542cd85662ec2e2a83b592a816f524e23c7e/Legal_English-copy.png" data-mid="134110622" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/4357eb865667bbc9e7a943a9adf0542cd85662ec2e2a83b592a816f524e23c7e/Legal_English-copy.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/58134768c53d66b07b846c015f1b8c259d8325bcc5ee930ebb2b20a6c4bde7e8/Events.png" data-mid="134110621" border="0" data-scale="9" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/58134768c53d66b07b846c015f1b8c259d8325bcc5ee930ebb2b20a6c4bde7e8/Events.png" /><img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b260541ba542afc3eabec89ba7277af8ff2a721831f0d338925b16f9a53aba7e/Booking_English.png" data-mid="134110623" border="0" data-scale="8" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/b260541ba542afc3eabec89ba7277af8ff2a721831f0d338925b16f9a53aba7e/Booking_English.png" />&nbsp;&nbsp; The Time Machine <img width="3072" height="4608" width_o="3072" height_o="4608" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/3cd9fddefd2271fa0077d7f51a3b024dc26d538eb50b6d6cccd9ebae595d560c/TimeMachine_black.png" data-mid="136228593" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/3cd9fddefd2271fa0077d7f51a3b024dc26d538eb50b6d6cccd9ebae595d560c/TimeMachine_black.png" /> <img width="3072" height="4608" width_o="3072" height_o="4608" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/69c606536adcf4fcb7b2abaed9417b5d787c0d223e76b9abfdea6d17ec0c123f/TimeMachine2-copy.png" data-mid="134110610" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/69c606536adcf4fcb7b2abaed9417b5d787c0d223e76b9abfdea6d17ec0c123f/TimeMachine2-copy.png" /> Time Travel Bar <img width="2552" height="3050" width_o="2552" height_o="3050" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f07fd6273c6c20823a3811eeb51895bfbf5c6442bf3ad5574293e07638918fd6/Bar_Black.png" data-mid="136228774" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/f07fd6273c6c20823a3811eeb51895bfbf5c6442bf3ad5574293e07638918fd6/Bar_Black.png" /> <img width="3024" height="3440" width_o="3024" height_o="3440" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b2bcd000ffa0398c793730f029363d6f6f07d79e71535cb809fb6bee7cec1578/Bar_back.png" data-mid="134110628" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/b2bcd000ffa0398c793730f029363d6f6f07d79e71535cb809fb6bee7cec1578/Bar_back.png" /> https://zytmaschine.ch/story Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:51:03 +0000 Zytmaschine https://zytmaschine.ch/story <img width="616" height="108" width_o="616" height_o="108" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134110829" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134110818" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134110819" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b4ecccc98211958a3140d176e3c90cd1578862eeec6f5c4ef3fea393ae5731fe/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134137475" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/679/i/b4ecccc98211958a3140d176e3c90cd1578862eeec6f5c4ef3fea393ae5731fe/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" /> the story of the time machineThe only true time machine Lizzy was constructed by the Soviet engineer Igor Maickischenko. &nbsp;In certain circles it is believed that Igor is the alter ego of Noitulover Alaviv, who is already the alter ego of someone else. An alter ego within an alter ego, so to speak - a bit like a babushka doll; Igor's favorite toy. Anyway, this doesn't matter much at the moment, but it certainly will later. According to his own statements, Igor was born in Grassnow in 1895. Already as a child he was intensively occupied with the mysteries of space and time. This was mainly due to the fact that there was plenty of both in Grassnow and people just didn't know what to do with them. Igor had always been interested in what others weren't. He was one of the first to become aware of Einstein's first findings on the relativity of space and time, and soon started making his own calculations. Contrary to what many believe, he did not want to build a time machine in the first place. He was just looking for ways to fold the space-time matrix into a turkey origami in order to impress the beautiful Maria. The idea of the time machine came later, when he realized that it would take thousands of years to develop the technology necessary to manipulate space-time on such a scale. Pragmatic as Igor was, he decided to build a time machine, travel to the future, and then fold the turkey origami into the spacetime matrix. Curiously he didn’t take into account that Maria would already be dead by then.But now back to the origins. Like Einstein, he did not succeed at first in deriving a plausible theory of quantum entanglement. Igor quickly realized that he had to use the phenomenon of quantum entanglement in order to extract sufficient energy out of matter to accelerate a time machine beyond the speed of light. He came up with the all but brilliant idea while he was playing with his beloved Babushka dolls. When he was about to put a good old Sharas into the smallest doll and then planted the doll into the bigger doll, it fell like scales from his eyes. It is not about what you see, but just what you do not see. human beings are usually just concerned with the things that are tangible. Unfortunately, humans are also quite stupid and therefore only 4% of the universe is visible to us. Igor quickly deducted that if we perceive only 4% of the universe and photons are the fastest thing we can measure within that 4%, there is a 96% chance that there is something faster than light. The phenomenon of quantum distortion seemed to support his theory. Igor had a workable theory, but needed to confirm with one of the greatest minds of human mankind. Therefore he set off for Switzerland to philosophise about it with Albert. He almost never arrived in Bern, because at the airport a sniffy police dog tracked the Sharas in one of his babushka doll. But fortunately there is always a dumb officer that comes with a not so dumb police dog. And as we all know humans can only imagine what they see, boarder patrol gave up after the second doll. So Albert and Igor met on the Pläffe and pondered about relativity, quantum mechanics, turkey origami and the breasts of Jean D'Arc. After the third sharas, Albert stated that it was astonishing how such a small brown lump can confuse his perception way more than the hundreds of physicists who tried to convince him of their theories. As Albert grumbeld this to himself, Igor came up with the flash of a genius. "Albert!" he shouted, "that's it! Every information about the universe, the meaning of life, everything is contained in a single quantum! The composition of the quanta only determines which of this information we get to see!" Albert just smiled, stood up and hugged Igor. "I knew you'd figure it out, but you needed a little hint. You should drink a little less vodka and smoke a little more sharas." Igor was taken aback. Albert explained to him that he had figured it out a long time ago, but he had to keep the information to himself. Mankind was far from ready for such powerful knowledge. It would do more harm than good and Igor had to promise him not to talk about it with anyone. Igor pledged to Albert to keep this knowledge to himself. However, he suppressed the fact that he wanted to build a time machine. On the way back to Grassnov, Igor was all excited. He now had the necessary knowledge to build a time machine. He now knew that every single quantum contained the whole plan of the universe and consequently there was also infinite energy in a single quantum to be found. The reason why one always observed only a certain part of mass and energy in a particle was simply because one measured only this part. He deduced that the so-called quanta are most likely only the outermost of the layer and are probably built like Babushka dolls, with the size of the doll the information to be observed decreases exponentially. He just needed to find a way to split the particles into it’s core parts. There he would find the whole construction plan of the whole universe, the meaning of life, the questions and answers to everything and the source that would provide him with infinite energy. Infinite energy that allowed his time machine to accelerate &nbsp;to superluminal speed. That he finally needed Lenin's left testicle for it is another story. Also another story is how Igor finally solved the phenomenon of quantum distortion. It is very interesting nevertheless, but at this point we want to concentrate just on the essentials.So Igor managed to create a more or less functioning time machine with the help of Lenin's left testicle and some other additives like a stool made from original stool, Boris Johnson's magnificent hair or what’s left of it and and some nuclear waste from Chernybol, which he got from time traveler he once met. His name was Ford Prefect or something. Anyhow, Igor's mouth was sometimes a bit loose, especially when severe lovesickness struck him and got him under the weather. So it didn't take long until the Kremlin became aware of his wheeling and dealing. The Bolsheviks trapped him and gave him the choice to either provide them with the time machine for their shady dealings or to end up as a turkey origami in a Siberian gulag. And the poor Igor had no other choice than to make himself comfortable in the untested time machine and start an adventurous journey into the unknown in order to get as far as away from the Bolsheviks as possible. To this day, we don't know exactly what happened in the time machine, but the Time Machine has been called Lizzy ever since. Igor remains silent about the reasons for the name. Just as it remains a mystery to this day why the start button is called Gagarin-Spot or G-Spot. What is known, however, is that Igor landed with Lizzy in Bern in the year 2019 and has since been trying to get the time machine working again to finally travel to the year 4999 to get the technology with which he can finally fold the long-awaited turkey origami into the space-time matrix...&nbsp; <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150604" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/e7a2f0564a6a8b8fd26478a73687002938a866c772c299e3e84ee409587571e2/Functions_English-copy.png" data-mid="134137672" border="0" 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src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" /> https://zytmaschine.ch/functions Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:51:07 +0000 Zytmaschine https://zytmaschine.ch/functions <img width="616" height="108" width_o="616" height_o="108" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134110899" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134110974" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134110975" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5f7917f3e3f2c3a121756c58319ea541f55017a4de984bf2d9bce1b4e52dfe77/Functions_English-copy.png" data-mid="134110924" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/5f7917f3e3f2c3a121756c58319ea541f55017a4de984bf2d9bce1b4e52dfe77/Functions_English-copy.png" /> time machine functions The time machine has a very unique design. Courtesy to its three serially connected vortex accelerators the time travelling devices may reach a maximum speed beyond the speed of light! Besides the vortex accelerators Lizzy has several other unbelievable technical devices on board that need further explanation. You may study the not so self-explanatory symbols below in order to get a better grasp on the sophistication of this unbelievable machine! &nbsp; <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/e05ab1a805686bbfc45e8b964cf9575fc47512dc73a02e7eea3e3fe38f6663b8/Cooler_English-copy.png" data-mid="134110933" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/e05ab1a805686bbfc45e8b964cf9575fc47512dc73a02e7eea3e3fe38f6663b8/Cooler_English-copy.png" /> The vortex accelerators cause a lot of heat, therefore the time machine uses a highly efficient Nuclear-Powered Cooling System. It is built with the same technology that was applied in Chernobyl. But nothing to worry, we coated the condenser with crazy effective epoxy-based anti-corrosion and anti-fouling solutions. Very effective! And of course, if we can cool down Lizzy, we can also cool a good bottle of vodka, Nastrovje! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f72d295a397e97dbf7c9d312b094da061c492d31a9ef8687fdfaa8397cfd9e4a/Rubelbox-copy.png" data-mid="134110935" border="0" data-scale="94" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/f72d295a397e97dbf7c9d312b094da061c492d31a9ef8687fdfaa8397cfd9e4a/Rubelbox-copy.png" /> Time travel is very expensive as we need a lot of gas to accelerate Lizzy beyond the speed of light. As you know, gas is expensive - at least on earth, on Uranus it’s a different story - and in Uranus probably too. Anyhow, it would be great, if you were to put some coins in the Rubelbox outside the time travelling device in order provide time travel for future generations as well. <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/20445b7e1e1609547019a2b76baf33fa49bef269ea2ec9ebf8b7d053ebbcbcd2/Stool_English.png" data-mid="136232442" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/20445b7e1e1609547019a2b76baf33fa49bef269ea2ec9ebf8b7d053ebbcbcd2/Stool_English.png" /> The Gravitation-Absorbing Stool is made from original stool. Please refrain from doing any gymnastic exercises on the time travel stool. It has not a stable Nash equilibrium due to evil forces of the universe, yet has the capacity to withstand them due to its unique design. As a matter of fact, it is the only time machine stool that reaches a type 7 rating on the Bristol Stool Chart. Amazing! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c1f42012db39c9c532dd2b68eaf2d6c8658b8bcd5ef26aceff19e80058e6aa60/WasteParticleFilter_English-copy.png" data-mid="134110938" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/c1f42012db39c9c532dd2b68eaf2d6c8658b8bcd5ef26aceff19e80058e6aa60/WasteParticleFilter_English-copy.png" /> Due to extreme pressure on the digestive system while accelerating to light speed we installed a Waste Particle Filter System . It will not only keep you from defecating in Lizzy but will also prevent you from being penetrated by your own shit. Due to inversion your excrements will move back into your body while you’re moving backwards in time. Courtesy to the highly sophisticated Waste Particle Filter System your excrements, however, are diverted directly into the Time Machine Stool and keeping this beautiful machine humming like a bird ... <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7751caf2ab2932bc5177579272872acc67169dda043f8778b644f02eea2fa636/Start_English.png" data-mid="134110939" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/7751caf2ab2932bc5177579272872acc67169dda043f8778b644f02eea2fa636/Start_English.png" /> Finding the Time Machine Start Button is essential for time travel. We also call it the Gagarin-Spot or just the G-Spot. If you cannot find the G-Spot of Lizzy, your brain capacity is not sufficient enough for time travel. In such a scenario, please leave the time machine immediately, otherwise you will suffer severe consequences!!! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/90c51e81f1bb8e69ffc6f2c41049734b5c0db1cf63d35767585439d45b74d728/Time_English.png" data-mid="134110940" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/90c51e81f1bb8e69ffc6f2c41049734b5c0db1cf63d35767585439d45b74d728/Time_English.png" /> Courtesy to the Flux Capacitor, the time dimension during the beaming process can be exactly calibrated without losing information regarding the space dimension. By adjusting direction and speed of the wheel, you may adjust the exact time you want to travel to. But since it uses a binary system, you won't be able to understand it. Yet, Lizzy already knows where you want to go, even if you don't! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4de3519ef1ff19ce946c0547229a98ebee5b251e22c5cba41fbb705833797d4e/Space_English.png" data-mid="134110941" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/4de3519ef1ff19ce946c0547229a98ebee5b251e22c5cba41fbb705833797d4e/Space_English.png" /> Just like the time dimension, the space dimension during the beaming process can be exactly located without losing information regarding the time dimension. By adjusting direction and speed of the wheel, you can select the exact location you want to travel to. But since it is also programmed with a binary system, you won't be able to understand it either. But fortunately Lizzy knows! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5d614d1c142a0f00ff31d24ecdf436b1bbbc12225418d250ff3fbe47ff2ebc39/1Vortex_English.png" data-mid="134110961" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/5d614d1c142a0f00ff31d24ecdf436b1bbbc12225418d250ff3fbe47ff2ebc39/1Vortex_English.png" /> The First Stage Vortex Accelerator, also called Igors spinning vortex wheel, is the first of three serially connected vortex accelerators. It is powered by natural gas coming directly from the Time Machine Stool and will create a strong magnetic field, enabling acceleration close to the speed of light. So, nothing special here... It should go without saying that a strong digestive system of the time travel subject goes a long way to provide additional energy influx to the Vortex Accelerator. <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/55e7c2322e08e92d3758abba29af975da5d8b8ab058e3941e64315fb333bb608/2Vortex_English.png" data-mid="134110943" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/55e7c2322e08e92d3758abba29af975da5d8b8ab058e3941e64315fb333bb608/2Vortex_English.png" /> The Second Stage Vortex Accelerator, also known as Boris Johnson, is the second of three serially connected vortex accelerators and used to run on Boris Johnsons beautiful hair. As this is slowely getting scarce we have replaced it with his brain farts, which are an inverse funtion of his hair volume. It is still very very loud and can cause havoc if going out of control, just like Boris Johnson and . However, it enables acceleration of the time machine to the speed of light. Amazing! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/e2e38f0d7d2b15cfb93a3a26434ec73da7f6c2738d0d7ab3cd57230f9eb7b2b3/3Vortex_English.png" data-mid="134110944" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/e2e38f0d7d2b15cfb93a3a26434ec73da7f6c2738d0d7ab3cd57230f9eb7b2b3/3Vortex_English.png" /> The Third Stage Vortex Accelerator, also called Lenin's Testicle, is the last of the three serially connected vortex accelerators. It is powered by Lenin's left testicle. Therefore, it neither fails - unlike other parts of the time machine - or running low on fuel and actually enables acceleration of the time machine beyond the speed of light. It is not possible, but then again, it is! Terrific! Thank you Wladimir Iljitsch , thank you so much!! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c1538671803cdb105dbf93b6be10eed94332d150dba194f720463d8b7a22d75b/NoSex_English.png" data-mid="134110945" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/c1538671803cdb105dbf93b6be10eed94332d150dba194f720463d8b7a22d75b/NoSex_English.png" /> Don't fuck with Lizzy and neither fuck in Lizzy! Not that we don't want you to have fun, but fucking during time travel can have fatal consequences! Due to extreme gravitational forces during acceleration, pregnancy will be guaranteed as ejaculation will force an ovulation. Due to time paradox, pregnancy in accelerated time conditions can cause an unprecedented apocalypse! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c1f8d3c3fd966ada217b3d377140f3f806e17c2582acd2adbd8060044811e93e/Flux_English.png" data-mid="134110946" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/c1f8d3c3fd966ada217b3d377140f3f806e17c2582acd2adbd8060044811e93e/Flux_English.png" /> The Flux Capacitor enables time travel towards a desired time and location due to its uncanny ability to circumvent Heisenbergs uncertainty principle. It is the most sensitive part of the time machine and has a tendency to have ignition problems. If it fails, the beaming process gets out of control and you may end up anywhere but your desired location and time. Good luck! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0d2491d5f4f849d77610723f50f885f336be89911f504bb0b6c262988ac6cbe7/Stop_English.png" data-mid="134110947" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/0d2491d5f4f849d77610723f50f885f336be89911f504bb0b6c262988ac6cbe7/Stop_English.png" /> In the rare case that any of the three vortex accelerators should go out of control, you may consider pushing the emergency button in order to cut all energy influx to the vortex accelerators. Such a measure will destroy Lizzy and you probably as well. For any improper use of the Self-Destroying Emergency Button, we will send you to gulag.... in case you should still be alive of course! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d8284503d3d1e91f5d5d38b8b6c614a8574d46029beadcb51572760e915dbe11/Helmet_English.png" data-mid="134110948" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/d8284503d3d1e91f5d5d38b8b6c614a8574d46029beadcb51572760e915dbe11/Helmet_English.png" /> The Vortex Protection Helmet enables the synchronization of your brainwaves with plutonium isotopes that decay from igniting the Flux Capacitor. Because decay of plutonium isotopes is very energy intensive, we have attached a high-pressured air-cooling system to the helmet in order to save your brain from melting. You're welcome! The helmet is also going to safe you in case the spinning vortex wheel is going out of control. Not that it has happened before... <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7fdac6ebf628a08b369e32d86e27def0f20157a7cb22d9297af54c9d455d34eb/Radioactive_English.png" data-mid="134110949" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/7fdac6ebf628a08b369e32d86e27def0f20157a7cb22d9297af54c9d455d34eb/Radioactive_English.png" /> Due to the extremely high gravitational forces during acceleration of the vortex devices, the Flux Capacitor and some leftovers from Chernobyl, radioactive decay of nuclear isotopes is unavoidable during time travel with Lizzy. If you fear to grow a third leg in the future or the past, you may refrain from traveling with Lizzy! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c421bb8054b83df627773667ae5712c4f76d3845eccd1a8a6056437640e4e6c6/Ear_English.png" data-mid="134110950" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/c421bb8054b83df627773667ae5712c4f76d3845eccd1a8a6056437640e4e6c6/Ear_English.png" /> The Ear Protection device is the most unspectacular device of Lizzy, yet one of the most important. It's a necessity to wear them because you don't want to hear Lizzy before she is reaching her pinnacle and sending you into the unknowns of spacetime. She has a slight tendency to come down loud and hard. So make sure to protect your eardrum accordingly! <img width="709" height="709" width_o="709" height_o="709" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/36ff2b4aba806b70485aa12cf64f0902a9e481bb32b55985b7bd9dec69d9b273/Glasses_English.png" data-mid="134110951" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/709/i/36ff2b4aba806b70485aa12cf64f0902a9e481bb32b55985b7bd9dec69d9b273/Glasses_English.png" /> Shortly after 2nd and 3rd stage vortex accelerators kick in, the influx of uv radiation reaches its peak at 1nm. On the one hand, that's amazing, on the other hand, that's also very bad for your little shiny eyes. Therefore we have created even more amazing Thunder Glasses. Even when they are hit by a huge thunderstorm, they remain unfazed. Like Boris Johnson's facial expression when winning the Russian president election, officially ending Vladimir's reign and sending his witnesses into a political identity-confusing driven rage. <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150693" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/017ac8eaeea9e852900ecad0e0b5cdc67314f5b68152485601f783db21c91011/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134150704" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/679/i/017ac8eaeea9e852900ecad0e0b5cdc67314f5b68152485601f783db21c91011/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" /> <img width="700" 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src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0705dd1392cd59c19fab1142607eacd29499c9dfda747a883d23f6178532ea93/Photos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" data-mid="134150198" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" data-mid="134150190" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150191" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" data-mid="134150192" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" data-mid="134150189" border="0" data-scale="98" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" /> https://zytmaschine.ch/settings Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:51:14 +0000 Zytmaschine https://zytmaschine.ch/settings <img width="616" height="108" width_o="616" height_o="108" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134110992" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134111000" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134111002" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/24e3b34b858e99093901e27905b2b805414924475f3ee81a44d57ae1c94e016d/Settings.png" data-mid="134111018" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/24e3b34b858e99093901e27905b2b805414924475f3ee81a44d57ae1c94e016d/Settings.png" /> time travel settings In order to make time travel with Lizzy not such a random event as you might think, we have implemented a very sophisticated and user-friendly time travel settings panel so that you can accommodate your adventure as you wish in order to have some sort of control over your trip through time and space. Below you can find all the available travel modes you can chose from in order to get close to your desired location in time and space!&nbsp; <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5a28dfb36991a8c7195638f7b9d4805200598965366c99a616ddf436a3292f8a/Language.png" data-mid="134111032" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/5a28dfb36991a8c7195638f7b9d4805200598965366c99a616ddf436a3292f8a/Language.png" /> The language switch in the time machine lets you choose between two beautiful melodic languages. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/59eeb5848cb0081f0b1fa216969d8c413c0a8f9184a8c693298225cf759022da/English.png" data-mid="134111033" border="0" data-scale="33" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/59eeb5848cb0081f0b1fa216969d8c413c0a8f9184a8c693298225cf759022da/English.png" />In case&nbsp;you speak English or any other language than German, please select English as the language you would like to be adressed with during your trip through time and space. Should you still speak German but for understandable reasons hate this language, you may also select English. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/18a3c4854b319e844ae360d8d57f19f41c36923e32faf36563f5062269cff4dc/Deutsch.png" data-mid="134111034" border="0" data-scale="34" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/18a3c4854b319e844ae360d8d57f19f41c36923e32faf36563f5062269cff4dc/Deutsch.png" />Sprichst du Deutsch und hörst du nur gerne Deutsch, weil du findest Deutsch ist eine wunderschöne melodiöse Sprache und du auch nur mit dieser berieselt werden möchtest, wähle entsprechend Deutsch. Wir empfehlen jedoch einen Blick über den Tellerrand hinaus! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/05f907c4c065f5ec33f2bcdcd2c7c933cad34b4023edc508c74940068d219e2a/AgeRestrictions.png" data-mid="134111024" border="0" data-scale="90" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/05f907c4c065f5ec33f2bcdcd2c7c933cad34b4023edc508c74940068d219e2a/AgeRestrictions.png" /> Time travel with Lizzy is not restricted to any age, yet we account for differences in it. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/66a89b6ab129a86d7820cce34742369c1fa7bbcccebcbc66a58e1c531df193f9/RatedR.png" data-mid="134111036" border="0" data-scale="31" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/66a89b6ab129a86d7820cce34742369c1fa7bbcccebcbc66a58e1c531df193f9/RatedR.png" />In case you should be 12 years or older, you may go for the Rated-R time travel mode. Sometimes Lizzy uses nasty words and has a complicated way of expressing herself. &nbsp;Not that we haven’t warned you! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/3f419ae3b025592afbe080fb2bc4d5eed46928373652268efbfa3d129847c250/RatedG.png" data-mid="134111035" border="0" data-scale="31" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/3f419ae3b025592afbe080fb2bc4d5eed46928373652268efbfa3d129847c250/RatedG.png" />In case you should be under 12 years old, please go for the G-Rated time travel mode. We don’t want you to hear things you are not supposed to hear. That’s not our job, that’s the one of your parents! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5cb5942d11c4e387c62ac389fa422eba99ed960eba6f41e03241bc6ea3f8f0b0/Accoustics.png" data-mid="134111027" border="0" data-scale="98" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/5cb5942d11c4e387c62ac389fa422eba99ed960eba6f41e03241bc6ea3f8f0b0/Accoustics.png" /> Every trip through time and space needs an adequate soundtrack, we give you two options. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/862bb192fcb8f37e474c71c3d36f1d6a1f5c84c3e56160444f2e11813f362e63/Active.png" data-mid="134111030" border="0" data-scale="33" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/862bb192fcb8f37e474c71c3d36f1d6a1f5c84c3e56160444f2e11813f362e63/Active.png" />If you like some action, are the rather active type of time traveller, prefering a bottle over a toilet to pee in any day of the week and don’t give a fuck about vortex helmets and protein pills, go for Active. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9e9b1836e25f98bf316a6f39c4fa00cfd5fe3e1f7d1cf4f61fbd889e697c1298/Idle.png" data-mid="134111031" border="0" data-scale="31" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/9e9b1836e25f98bf316a6f39c4fa00cfd5fe3e1f7d1cf4f61fbd889e697c1298/Idle.png" />If you like it easy-peacy, prefering a Bloody Mary over a VodkaOrange any day of the week and wanna make sure that you take your proteins pills and put your helmet on, go for Idle. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/87be033f25c376529aed9b973007fda6086be126fa4c125c4dff2977cea1eb03/Radiation.png" data-mid="134111037" border="0" data-scale="81" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/87be033f25c376529aed9b973007fda6086be126fa4c125c4dff2977cea1eb03/Radiation.png" /> Radiation is unavoidable during time travel - but at least we let you choose how to be irradiated. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/bf9e09af5d0ccb1a4f2e94705bea58ab5d3775c3efba7506a9f3f03dca325a1c/G-Ray.png" data-mid="134111039" border="0" data-scale="28" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/bf9e09af5d0ccb1a4f2e94705bea58ab5d3775c3efba7506a9f3f03dca325a1c/G-Ray.png" />If you’re really into Ray Charles and are not exactly one of these surferboys and girls and you’ve always been one of the real adventurers who always wondered how it would be to grow a third leg in the future, go for ray! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f7591ea58e7cc7d26e4734e8e8cc8164bc133c1b8ef11d24fb53aca34601dc82/C-Wave.png" data-mid="134111038" border="0" data-scale="28" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/f7591ea58e7cc7d26e4734e8e8cc8164bc133c1b8ef11d24fb53aca34601dc82/C-Wave.png" />If you like Radios and Surfing, go far wave - just b-cos. Also if you don’t want your skin being penetrated by nasty Gamma-Rays, Cos-Wave &nbsp;radiation might be just the one for you! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4ae2ad7a51ca2722f44ebbb1cc2909e8ccba4d1e32584efeaba22bd3db46acd0/RiskAppetite.png" data-mid="134111040" border="0" data-scale="93" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/4ae2ad7a51ca2722f44ebbb1cc2909e8ccba4d1e32584efeaba22bd3db46acd0/RiskAppetite.png" /> Your trip through time and space can be tailored to your risk profile. Since time travel is always risky, your choice won’t matter, though - sorry! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/142b2d85a546bc399862483c1ab644e859fe4d19120b89280ec1ceb8f3f92687/Yes.png" data-mid="134111041" border="0" data-scale="34" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/142b2d85a546bc399862483c1ab644e859fe4d19120b89280ec1ceb8f3f92687/Yes.png" />If you don’t mind ending up in a Gulag, Donalds Trump big big head, Wolfsschanze, Betlehem, Martullos Management Seminar, in a Nuclear War or in the stomach of a big shark, choose Yes! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0452a7b4a07fd16b8ec9a9ca861e790436e5bcf608c06a9aa2fcfce595df1177/No.png" data-mid="134111043" border="0" data-scale="37" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0452a7b4a07fd16b8ec9a9ca861e790436e5bcf608c06a9aa2fcfce595df1177/No.png" />If you like to play it safe and sound, please leave the Time Machine now! If you can deal with your dirty mind, Uranus, arriving before time and of course are a Nihilist, you may go with the No-Mode! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7c226d92ab8262fc25d5ff97b1ea823e30cbd1ca0538c5b08a9e0c7b87a3eb50/TravelMode.png" data-mid="134111048" border="0" data-scale="94" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/7c226d92ab8262fc25d5ff97b1ea823e30cbd1ca0538c5b08a9e0c7b87a3eb50/TravelMode.png" /> The three vortex accelerators can send you either to the next black hole or the next worm hole to shorten the trip through time and space tremendously. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/63b8cc19306354a8a88fce87c4f85347bda4398b8896ef4353845384a9bb6f97/Blackhole.png" data-mid="134111046" border="0" data-scale="32" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/63b8cc19306354a8a88fce87c4f85347bda4398b8896ef4353845384a9bb6f97/Blackhole.png" />If you’re more of &nbsp;an adventerous type, we recommend you the blackhole time travel mode. Just remember that everybody will probably be dead by the time you’re back, given that you’re actually gonna make it back of course! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/8891623c98358eefa80f3481d136cf41de792943b81a0b036dad00efcca07f13/Wormhole.png" data-mid="134111047" border="0" data-scale="30" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/8891623c98358eefa80f3481d136cf41de792943b81a0b036dad00efcca07f13/Wormhole.png" />The wormhole time travel mode is a bit of a more sophistiacted and safer way of travelling through time and space. Hence, it’s also pretty boring. But don’t worry, we will not make your time travel setting public! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/da19687fc31c065e63babc71a784917940214623703b948bb89110da0436ab20/DeathMode.png" data-mid="134111049" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/da19687fc31c065e63babc71a784917940214623703b948bb89110da0436ab20/DeathMode.png" /> As there is a certain likelyhood of certain death while travelling with Lizzy, we want you to give options how to end your life - you’re welcome! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/38c7c2aaf1ccd62816935669a7bd482682311846bcbad5f6e7310a7da46794b0/Nuclear.png" data-mid="134111050" border="0" data-scale="30" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/38c7c2aaf1ccd62816935669a7bd482682311846bcbad5f6e7310a7da46794b0/Nuclear.png" />Even we really don’t know the difference between Nuclear and Cultural Decay, it must be an old joke from Igor. Anyhow, it is rumored that if you choose the former, you’ll end up as a mushroom if something should go horribly wrong during time travel... <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7059b96cc77e240d9a969da2fd9f30ca6a03323c4b396059cfc49903d52d5613/Cultural.png" data-mid="134111051" border="0" data-scale="29" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/7059b96cc77e240d9a969da2fd9f30ca6a03323c4b396059cfc49903d52d5613/Cultural.png" />It is rumored that Lizzy will self-destroy herself and become one gigant fart in case of quantum entanglement failure since Igor is afraid to run into Heisenberg to whom he still owes money for 1 &nbsp;ton of meth he once used to power the Flux Capacitor. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/238f9cce4c2f33b66bb3e29edf3fb5cab3101e295888497086a112e6b5027bb7/BinaryAttitude.png" data-mid="134111052" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/238f9cce4c2f33b66bb3e29edf3fb5cab3101e295888497086a112e6b5027bb7/BinaryAttitude.png" /> We need to know your personality traits in order to make you not go completely crazy during time travel! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/51c5f0b7bbd5a7f9d688df1053bf2523598568e949ea90d1cf125194362b3e99/One.png" data-mid="134111053" border="0" data-scale="33" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/51c5f0b7bbd5a7f9d688df1053bf2523598568e949ea90d1cf125194362b3e99/One.png" />If you’re the one, looking for the one, had one moment in your life, are one of a kind, are a goalkeeper and can’t stop listening to U2’s “One”, then there’s only one Binary Attitude that will make your time travel experience a satisfying one! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/dafb07f19f165034b6c7a8b505b4b6f8c052e0f05f778b4c3a5ea337fd49017e/Zero.png" data-mid="134111054" border="0" data-scale="32" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/dafb07f19f165034b6c7a8b505b4b6f8c052e0f05f778b4c3a5ea337fd49017e/Zero.png" />If you really like Coca Cola Zero, Ground Zero, are a nihilist - zero fucks given - Agent Zero Zero whateverthefuck and every mathematival manipulation gives you a zero in the end, that’s where you wanna go! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5ccae74bbe3835e56a35d62f7cdca010680439098685b885681b6e57b81b3be4/UncertaintyMode.png" data-mid="134111055" border="0" data-scale="99" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/5ccae74bbe3835e56a35d62f7cdca010680439098685b885681b6e57b81b3be4/UncertaintyMode.png" /> If the Flux Capacitor fails - which it mostly does - you will have to choose between uncertainty regarding space and time.&nbsp; <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/782c9c206e33953a832dbf5a8ad8fe3f46176c6813ea2cd634dca705c194667e/Time.png" data-mid="134111057" border="0" data-scale="30" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/782c9c206e33953a832dbf5a8ad8fe3f46176c6813ea2cd634dca705c194667e/Time.png" />Sometimes the Flux Capacitor fails and Lizzy isn’t able to circumvent the Heisenbergs uncertainitcy principle, meaning you could end up even before time itself &nbsp;and staying captivated it an endless time loop. If that frightens you, go for the Time Mode! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/858c8c961a16d8e89f91dd475021acefb9a08dd60069af232545b21a312d37be/Space.png" data-mid="134111056" border="0" data-scale="30" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/858c8c961a16d8e89f91dd475021acefb9a08dd60069af232545b21a312d37be/Space.png" />Igor attempted to power the Flux Capacitor with Walter Whites Crystal Meth in order to solve the location-momentum dilemma. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt. When it doesn’t - and you care more about space than time - go for the Space Mode! <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150756" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/517fb2cb1c26235b4cf0b787c8623ccaaec6b5793dff8e56629aa249c19647aa/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134150798" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/679/i/517fb2cb1c26235b4cf0b787c8623ccaaec6b5793dff8e56629aa249c19647aa/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" 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<img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" data-mid="134150752" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" data-mid="134150753" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150750" border="0" 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data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134111463" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134111471" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134111473" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="1200" height="1200" width_o="1200" height_o="1200" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/176581cb9e06d6547f358327f33a6b494b4977061ed2226360be2bc449cc3f2a/noun-bar-131103-FFFFFF.png" data-mid="134111498" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/176581cb9e06d6547f358327f33a6b494b4977061ed2226360be2bc449cc3f2a/noun-bar-131103-FFFFFF.png" /> barwhile travelling with the time machine through time and space, time might be very condensed for the time travel subject itself, however, for everybody else waiting for the adventurer to return can be a tedious task indeed. Hence, we have built a very nice bar to shorten the perceived waiting time to an acceptable level. The bar offers various drinks from different galaxies and eras of the seen and unseen universe. It’s unique design with 2 parallel-connected vortex accelerator allows for immediate take off in case someone tries to steal the bar. As of today we still don’t know why Igor had to put such a safety system into place. However, it is rumored that Igor did not as universally assumed build the bar himself but rather stole this little shinny magic piece of sheer self-destruction from the one and only restaurant at the end of the universe.... but as being said - it’s just a rumor <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7f07d371a490bfe772a75b4959eab2689645cc9b20a8d4ef7521a335b914589d/GiniToemix.png" data-mid="134111502" border="0" data-scale="99" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/7f07d371a490bfe772a75b4959eab2689645cc9b20a8d4ef7521a335b914589d/GiniToemix.png" /> Magic Ingredients:- 3 cubes of ice - 4 cl Gini - 14 cl Toe Water - Lime wedge According to Igors reserach, this noble beverage originates from the distant Galaxy of the Pedikyries, a to the Valkyries genetically akin extraterrestrial form of life. The Legend says that the Pedikyries preserved their left big toe in an alcohol-filled genie in a bottle after reaching the age of 4242 in order to pay tribute to their deceased ancestors. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/1cfa79d75f2d6c04970d515eab77f2a10ab4345e902deb1bacf508d467a6a92f/Moss-Chew-Mule_English.png" data-mid="134111503" border="0" data-scale="92" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/1cfa79d75f2d6c04970d515eab77f2a10ab4345e902deb1bacf508d467a6a92f/Moss-Chew-Mule_English.png" /> Magic Ingredients:- 3 cubes of ice - 4 cl Vodka - 1/2 juiced lime- 14 cl Ginger Beer - lots of moss This lovely beverage initially popped up on Igor radar while travelling through the meteroit belt of the Ladezonestreet. The similarities of the native life forms to the well-known centaurs was striking. As these creatures used to nourish themselves solely on moss and other weeds, evolution endowed them with an alcohol-based digestion system in order to cope efficiently with the vast amount of greens these organisms stuffed into their bellies on a daily basis. This evolutionary gift was naturally used to produce a fantastic drink as sudden occurence of nausea was not uncommon. Unsurprisingly, the creatures of the Ladezonestreet were ruminants just as our terrestrial cows. <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/2689b30b21a17b97e633e3f4899668f2725a95fb2a6623482a2414ef0944c93e/VladyHairy_English.png" data-mid="134111504" border="0" data-scale="96" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/2689b30b21a17b97e633e3f4899668f2725a95fb2a6623482a2414ef0944c93e/VladyHairy_English.png" /> Magic Ingredients:- 3 cubes of ice - 4 cl Vodka - 12 cl Tomato - Juice Tabasco, Pepper, Salt- Vladimirs useless hair A Vlady-Hairy is less a cocktail and much more a poltical statement from Igor against a certain individual in Moscow, who is destryoing Igors beloved homeland with his hairy politics. In order to accentuate this fact in this disgusting drink, Igor is travelling with his time machine into Vladimirs bedreoom and steals one of his useless hairs for every ordered Vlady-Hairy. So for every Vlady-Hairy that you slug down your throat, you say “Njet” to his dark deeds in the Kreml! Fun Fact: Igor has calculated that by the time Vladimir is finally bold, enough people have said “Njet” and his reign will be over! Nastrovje! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a97de917c39fbc4c33aa31eff450ebadd08c4f78fc7348bc38743d1ab7832923/SexOnTheTimeMachine_English.png" data-mid="134111505" border="0" data-scale="98" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/a97de917c39fbc4c33aa31eff450ebadd08c4f78fc7348bc38743d1ab7832923/SexOnTheTimeMachine_English.png" /> Magic Ingredients: - 3 cubes of ice - 4 cl white rum - 1/2 juiced lime- 1/2 juiced orange&nbsp;- 10 cl Coke - 1/2 Passion Fruit- sexy times This awesome potion was created by Igor himself and comes in second just after urin as the most sought-after fluid in the known and unknown universe. As it should be common knowledge by now that sex in the time machine is prohibited due to possible time paradoxes in case of pregnancy, the origin of this drink should be self-explanatory. In order to save Igors face we will forgo any further explanations on the nature of this drink. However, we certainly can say here that this brew is highly stimulating - so stimulating indeed that we had to coat the roof of the time machine with a particular slippery substance! <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/c0faf89a882eff0ebfa5d0fe93928d758249c251a5aaaa295444b82f6822fa74/NoMoreVodka_English.png" data-mid="134111506" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/c0faf89a882eff0ebfa5d0fe93928d758249c251a5aaaa295444b82f6822fa74/NoMoreVodka_English.png" /> Magic Ingredients:- 3 cubes of ice - 1 ts agave-syrup - 1/2 lime - 20 cl water The No More Vodka made its first appearance on Gomora - a plant orbiting the inner asteroid belt of the Sadanstreet - a galaxy notorious for the rather excessive lifestyle of its organisms. According to the legend alcohol-free beverages were banned by the government of Gomora in order to subdue convalescence. Violations were handled accordingly and offenders were subjected to a life sentence of eternal life. As of today it’s the most severe punishment ever implemented by a global government. Neverthelss, some incurable lunatics couldn’t be stopped from illegaly brewing this water-based muck! <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150820" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/ce173fcabe7dff30b8e4cc99ff964428207d840e24adfb96dfeefba6ad07aa48/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134150830" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/679/i/ce173fcabe7dff30b8e4cc99ff964428207d840e24adfb96dfeefba6ad07aa48/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" 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src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" /> https://zytmaschine.ch/photos Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:51:18 +0000 Zytmaschine https://zytmaschine.ch/photos <img width="616" height="108" width_o="616" height_o="108" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134111078" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134111068" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134111069" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5709b65e7cdf61ac42d8fbc357fc49ed265341cadd4e75e758bbe01e8b378e24/Photos.png" data-mid="134111106" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/5709b65e7cdf61ac42d8fbc357fc49ed265341cadd4e75e758bbe01e8b378e24/Photos.png" /> photosIn order to prove to the common reader that Lizzy is not just a myth but actually a very real actuallity, we like to provide you with some Photos of the newest version of the Lizzy, the one and only true time machine as well as of our little shiny bar. <img width="3072" height="4608" width_o="3072" height_o="4608" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/753934db89474cf616904e6c0652e9c37c3ac2f275d500f862df83495f77ff5d/TimeMachine_background.png" data-mid="136230586" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/753934db89474cf616904e6c0652e9c37c3ac2f275d500f862df83495f77ff5d/TimeMachine_background.png" /> <img width="724" height="1086" width_o="724" height_o="1086" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d451fa178cc66e0ee02c4162ef2127d7598b3846104c11db49659f2fa9a1852f/CA754703-391A-41AD-BABD-133F449B293B_1_105_c.jpeg" data-mid="134111115" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/724/i/d451fa178cc66e0ee02c4162ef2127d7598b3846104c11db49659f2fa9a1852f/CA754703-391A-41AD-BABD-133F449B293B_1_105_c.jpeg" /> <img width="724" height="1086" width_o="724" height_o="1086" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/002302eeb5b8ebafb635aa49bdd3ed92371bea35725e469597888d330edd29fd/97BBA330-4766-4892-A778-61C1872C4FCA_1_105_c.jpeg" data-mid="134111117" border="0" 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width="724" height="1086" width_o="724" height_o="1086" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/fc7bc50d99ce1f81a6f84601d21d87745a513389cbf0bcb66149cffc5bb2970e/A5339BC2-E3CE-4BCF-9EA0-702BD0414B39_1_105_c.jpeg" data-mid="134111127" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/724/i/fc7bc50d99ce1f81a6f84601d21d87745a513389cbf0bcb66149cffc5bb2970e/A5339BC2-E3CE-4BCF-9EA0-702BD0414B39_1_105_c.jpeg" /> <img width="724" height="1086" width_o="724" height_o="1086" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/eab72e73a2830ae5f73d4da693d96d0685a7074142ba22c571adc2b772bfa611/9C1DBC8C-5C8F-4045-B29C-332269A6702A_1_105_c.jpeg" data-mid="134111124" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/724/i/eab72e73a2830ae5f73d4da693d96d0685a7074142ba22c571adc2b772bfa611/9C1DBC8C-5C8F-4045-B29C-332269A6702A_1_105_c.jpeg" /> <img width="724" height="1086" width_o="724" height_o="1086" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/6fe2d2009571e35df550de1f4ff52ed9838cf6ef7727cbd7c8c155ac20be6612/74A7622E-579F-4CFF-BFC8-DC889F3BC740_1_105_c.jpeg" data-mid="134111125" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/724/i/6fe2d2009571e35df550de1f4ff52ed9838cf6ef7727cbd7c8c155ac20be6612/74A7622E-579F-4CFF-BFC8-DC889F3BC740_1_105_c.jpeg" /> <img width="724" height="1086" width_o="724" height_o="1086" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/202b206fbd106cafd7ce669d158fb952f91bb9e28ba85921e2db8e136faff91d/14627DCC-9CEE-4F13-82CB-1E50205FE6E4_1_105_c.jpeg" data-mid="134111121" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/724/i/202b206fbd106cafd7ce669d158fb952f91bb9e28ba85921e2db8e136faff91d/14627DCC-9CEE-4F13-82CB-1E50205FE6E4_1_105_c.jpeg" /> The Time Machine <img width="2552" height="3050" width_o="2552" height_o="3050" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/970653246a1e2ef985115cdb4f261d86e80e25ac45aaaa7d4600f0992363d0c5/Bar_Background.png" 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data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/2170ea3f4dea6d77d1204580e8c3c57ca24e4d107f2483fb85fa5fbe9b3df934/612DC44F-C3AE-4480-9115-646D2CA3F6CD_1_105_c.jpeg" data-mid="136229442" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/724/i/2170ea3f4dea6d77d1204580e8c3c57ca24e4d107f2483fb85fa5fbe9b3df934/612DC44F-C3AE-4480-9115-646D2CA3F6CD_1_105_c.jpeg" /> The Time Travel Bar <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150889" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/e76a9e5754aedb97119ca4c24d92c3c37db8a0999174ad4b0e3d74069a016b04/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" 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data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9e4c47e5e2e54c015c445aacb3b1f950cb1bffbad7b50377beb9daf6efd3ca42/Bar.png" data-mid="134150896" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/9e4c47e5e2e54c015c445aacb3b1f950cb1bffbad7b50377beb9daf6efd3ca42/Bar.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" data-mid="134150890" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" data-mid="134150892" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150891" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" data-mid="134150888" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" data-mid="134150887" border="0" data-scale="98" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" /> https://zytmaschine.ch/videos Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:51:25 +0000 Zytmaschine https://zytmaschine.ch/videos <img width="616" height="108" width_o="616" height_o="108" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134111180" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134111189" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134111191" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9d835b5260854e1da712716706a08406ed8adc0615e5be2ed08bc9c34bd4c5f9/Videos2.png" data-mid="134111220" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/9d835b5260854e1da712716706a08406ed8adc0615e5be2ed08bc9c34bd4c5f9/Videos2.png" /> videos Igor doesn’t want to give away too much, yet he understands that not everybody is a blindsided and nihilistic then he is and first of all believes in the existence of a real time machine and secondly gets him/herself into such a travelling device without actually knowing that the thing is working and the likelyhood of ending as a big atomic mushroom is somewhat neglectable. Hence, Igor provides you with some video proof of the time machines existence as well as the very fact that this unbelievable machine is more or less properley working... <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150933" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a6be36a47bb2dc27fdbf3b258492778ae9a9ddd222ae9451dfeb41dee70fe5e8/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134150945" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/679/i/a6be36a47bb2dc27fdbf3b258492778ae9a9ddd222ae9451dfeb41dee70fe5e8/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/e7a2f0564a6a8b8fd26478a73687002938a866c772c299e3e84ee409587571e2/Functions_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150932" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/e7a2f0564a6a8b8fd26478a73687002938a866c772c299e3e84ee409587571e2/Functions_English-copy.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/60d8254bfbae6ab5861d2f401b9c80af7a9313586b458671408697c81ed8a7fc/Settings_English.png" data-mid="134150934" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/60d8254bfbae6ab5861d2f401b9c80af7a9313586b458671408697c81ed8a7fc/Settings_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9e4c47e5e2e54c015c445aacb3b1f950cb1bffbad7b50377beb9daf6efd3ca42/Bar.png" data-mid="134150937" border="0" data-scale="100" 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data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150930" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" data-mid="134150928" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" data-mid="134150929" border="0" data-scale="98" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" /> https://zytmaschine.ch/igors-ideas Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:51:29 +0000 Zytmaschine https://zytmaschine.ch/igors-ideas <img width="616" height="108" width_o="616" height_o="108" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134111244" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134111253" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134111255" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b4a85a264038babb7c4ed9fefd2d09597d6b4866e84e873e9945231693718da6/Igor.png" data-mid="134111277" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/b4a85a264038babb7c4ed9fefd2d09597d6b4866e84e873e9945231693718da6/Igor.png" /> igor’s ideas Usually igor isn’t too much into thinking as it is considered to be the most boring activity in the seen and unseen universe. However, if he happens to run low on fuel - in his case vodka - the withdrawal symptoms are so severe that he can’t help but indulging into exactly this oh so boring activity which is almost as dangerous for his health as his alcohol consumption. As he wants to make sure that such dangerous thoughts do not have to be thought twice, he has made it a habit to write them down. So here you can find some insights into Igors world of thought. <img width="1417" height="1890" width_o="1417" height_o="1890" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/278a84b17a5962cdfffe81487e4056c9237e77c45ec233d22241ffd233384735/Life-is-Pointless.png" data-mid="134111271" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/278a84b17a5962cdfffe81487e4056c9237e77c45ec233d22241ffd233384735/Life-is-Pointless.png" /> Igor was challenged by a former colleague who trıed to convınce hım that superlumınal tıme travel ınto the past was not feasıble and would vıolate several core fındıngs of physıcs &nbsp; &nbsp;Of course, Igor had to argue the posıtıon &nbsp; &nbsp;Whıle lamentıng why superlumınal tıme travel ınto the past was actually not Just possıble but as a matter of fact an actualıty sınce Igor hımself has done ıt several tımes, he abruptly stopped &nbsp; &nbsp;He realısed that he was about to make a poınt and then ıt hıt hım lıke a lıghtenıng bolt &nbsp; &nbsp;How on earth could he make somethıng that does not exıst?* There was no poınt to be made, no poınt to get across to and certaınly no poınt ın arguıng any posıtıon &nbsp; &nbsp;Technıcally speakıng, a poınt does not exıst &nbsp; &nbsp;By defınıtıon ıt ıs Just a reference to a locatıon ın tıme and space and has neıther dımensıon nor matter and thıngs that have no matter do not matter - wıth the exceptıon of lıght, but then agaın, for that one has to be "enlıghtened "and who really ıs?* Hence, a poınt could be anythıng, everythıng and nothıng &nbsp; &nbsp;A poınt ıs Just a man/woman-made ıdea and doesn’t really exıst ın the known and unknown unıverse &nbsp; &nbsp;It would be completely poıntless to make a poınt and even that very statement ın ıtself ıs not poıntless for they very fact that one trıed to make a poınt &nbsp; &nbsp;Only not makıng a poınt ıs poıntless &nbsp; &nbsp;So people who are tryıng to make a poınt, gettıng theır poınt across or tryıng to get to a poınt are very foolısh ındeed &nbsp; &nbsp;Just lıke Chrıstıans, Jews, Hındus, Muslıms and other relıgıous people they belıeve ın an ıdea that has no fundamentally proven exıstence &nbsp; &nbsp;The only dıfference ıs that ınstead of a god, they belıeve ın a poınt &nbsp; &nbsp;As a matter of fact they are actually way more dangerous than other fundamentalists as they often dısguıse themselves as reasonable people who claım to follow logıc and good ıntentıons ın tryıng to make a poınt by ınvadıng other countrıes, kıllıng people ın the name of Justıce or fuckıng others sıdeways because they Just don’t know any better and clıng on so dearly to the very ıdea of theır poınt &nbsp; &nbsp;So, who are these people?* These human beıngs who are so eager to make a poınt wherever they go?* Igor decıded to call them poınt shıtters, sınce they drop so many poınts not even google can track them anymore &nbsp; &nbsp;In Swıss German that would be Tüpflischiisser &nbsp; &nbsp;Igor Just wanted to make sure that all the Swıss Tüpflischiiser who are about to get theır poınt across that Igor ıs certaınly mıstaken ın arguıng hıs posıtıon also know what he’s talkıng about &nbsp; &nbsp;Anyhow, Igor concluded that sınce there ıs no poınt to be made and as a consequence everythıng ın the unıverse ıs poıntless &nbsp; &nbsp;Hence, Lıfe ıtself ıs poıntless and whoever trıes to argue otherwıse ıs Just a Tüpflischiiser or Deep Thought - who ıs excused sınce he actually knew that lıfe ıs poıntless but for the fun of ıt dropped the 42 on us &nbsp; &nbsp;Of course Igor never ıntended to make thıs a poınt that was to be made Lıfe, ın the ın the end ıs too poıntless for that &nbsp; &nbsp;But tell that to all the Tüpflischiisers *the poınt-lıke symbols ın the questıon marks are certainly not poınts – they are cırcles!* *the poınt-lıke symbol ın the exclamaintion mark is certainly not a poınt – it’s a cırcle!* *see above <img width="1417" height="1890" width_o="1417" height_o="1890" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4a46a572928b6e56d84f9b649398664316d698820bf4a3ce8add0accdc132434/Life-is-42_English.png" data-mid="134111288" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/4a46a572928b6e56d84f9b649398664316d698820bf4a3ce8add0accdc132434/Life-is-42_English.png" /> Igor was drunk as he was very lovesıck &nbsp; &nbsp;It’s been more than 3 years sınce he had to leave Grassnow and therefore lost sıght of Marıa - &nbsp;the reason Igor gıfted humanıty a tıme machıne &nbsp; &nbsp;We all should love Marıa just for that &nbsp; &nbsp;Anyhow,&nbsp;Vodka seemed to be the only medıcın agaınst&nbsp;lovesıckness that Igor has heard of to thıs day &nbsp; &nbsp;Of Course, ıt was a bloody weekend &nbsp; &nbsp;Igor should have known better, as he was totally aware of the fact that weekends are the most dangerous part of the week &nbsp; &nbsp;In the end ıt’s the weak end of the 7 day cycle and people tend be weak towards the end of somethıng – especıally somethıng exhaustıng as tıme ıtself &nbsp; &nbsp;But he also thought that ın order for somethıng to emerge, somethıng else has to perısh and vodka takes good care of the later &nbsp; The former usually ıs then a logıcal consequence of the later and as we all know by now, ıf there ıs no vodka left, Igors needs to tend to hıs thınkıng and usually after a long weak end, there’s certaınly no vodka left ın Igors world – everythıng else would have been a faılure ın hıs mınd &nbsp; &nbsp;So whıle tendıng to hıs blurry mınd, he dıd not feel at ease wıth the way hıs braın waves curled through hıs hypothalamus &nbsp; &nbsp;It was the 42 that seemed to trıgger the dıscomfort ın hıs synapses &nbsp; &nbsp;There must be somethıng slıghtly off about hıs conclusıon that lıfe ıs poıntless and not 42 to eıther &nbsp; &nbsp;Wıth the former he had no problem and to the day ıt stands fırmly ıts ground, yet the later seemed somehow not a 100 percent rıght &nbsp; &nbsp; In the end, Deep Thought was way too clever to gıve an answer that wouldn’t make any sense ın at least an alternate unıverse&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So somehow 42 must also be a correct answer to the questıon of lıfe ıtself&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the end 42 should make sense and yet stıll be poıntless ın order for Igor’s equatıon to hold up&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So for that to happen 42 must also be poıntless by defınıtıon sınce accordıng to Igor’s theory everythıng was poıntless ın the whole unıverse and sınce by defınıtıon there ıs only one unıverse – otherwıse ıt should be called multıverse – 42 should be poıntless ın the whole unıverse as well&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So how could 42 be poıntless and the also be the meanıng of lıfe at the same tıme? Sınce 42 ıs Just a number and hence an ıdea and could therefore be anythıng, everythıng and nothıng, poıntlessness ıs basıcally ımplıed&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Therefore 42 ıs lıke lıfe ıtself poıntless on a meta level&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now as there ıs also no poınt ın 42, 42 ıs also explıcıtly poıntless&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we were to make a poınt after the 42, ıt would stıll be 42&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It would only not be 42 anymore ıf we were to add further numbers after the poınt and only then 42 would lose ıts poıntlessness&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hence, 42 ıs ındeed poıntless ımplıcıtly and explıcıtly and therefore also the meanıng of lıfe and the answer to everythıng sınce ıt wıll always be poıntless as long as ıt’s 42&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Igor felt at ease agaın as hıs braınwaves retreated to ıts usually fluıd cycles whıch gave hıs theory about lıfe further valıdatıon&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That the abatıng headache could also be caused by the fact that hıs hangover was about to be over dıd naturally not cross hıs mınd&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;however, ıt should go wıthout sayıng that only a tüpflischiiser would make such a statement *the poınt-lıke symbols ın the questıon marks are certainly not poınts – they are cırcles!* *the poınt-lıke symbol ın the exclamaintion mark is certainly not a poınt – it’s a cırcle!* *see above <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150967" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/59bb044e4028bf14d60a023c2e1b5e09d76f5559491c59e92b7704547e68946e/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134151031" border="0" 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data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9e4c47e5e2e54c015c445aacb3b1f950cb1bffbad7b50377beb9daf6efd3ca42/Bar.png" data-mid="134150966" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/9e4c47e5e2e54c015c445aacb3b1f950cb1bffbad7b50377beb9daf6efd3ca42/Bar.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0705dd1392cd59c19fab1142607eacd29499c9dfda747a883d23f6178532ea93/Photos.png" data-mid="134150972" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0705dd1392cd59c19fab1142607eacd29499c9dfda747a883d23f6178532ea93/Photos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" data-mid="134150969" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" data-mid="134150964" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/f18f84ee69057f567e518463cfa9c705e67bf8af570c56f70dcf0df7c0c8a4d4/Legal_English-copy.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" data-mid="134150963" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" data-mid="134150965" border="0" data-scale="98" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" /> https://zytmaschine.ch/legal Sun, 20 Feb 2022 16:51:33 +0000 Zytmaschine https://zytmaschine.ch/legal <img width="616" height="108" width_o="616" height_o="108" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" data-mid="134111304" border="0" data-scale="71" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/616/i/7da01e11a7496be4fcab19243ca34e4516bf3ad2b19b2f9c622ec6f07a4ac48c/noitulover.png" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" data-mid="134111312" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/a05a4e4dd416d15be0dbd38bc417c52c19f6006a47227be7163ec64b3128bcd6/Unbenannt-1.gif" /> <img width="184" height="182" width_o="184" height_o="182" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" data-mid="134111314" border="0" data-scale="10" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/184/i/f999183e1da078e1d1bada36c89fdf800ef6840e4711932955941139164d6862/deutsch.gif" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/4357eb865667bbc9e7a943a9adf0542cd85662ec2e2a83b592a816f524e23c7e/Legal_English-copy.png" data-mid="134111305" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/4357eb865667bbc9e7a943a9adf0542cd85662ec2e2a83b592a816f524e23c7e/Legal_English-copy.png" /> legal disclaimer In order to be allowed into the time machine, the time traveler must sign the legal disclaimer. it states that the Engineer of Lizzy - the only true time machine - will not be held liable for any damage caused to the time travelers beautiful face due to either improper use of the time traveling device or just due to the nature that time traveling is dangerous and sometimes some things can just go horrible wrong...Furthermore, the time traveler must declare, that he/she has also read the section regarding the functionality of the time travel device and amisaware of the potentially hazardous situation he/she is about to get himself/herself into. In case the time traveler dies during time travel, all his/her belongings will go the Engineer of Lizzy – not because he likes him/her, but because he might go back in time and fix this shit! <img width="1181" height="1181" width_o="1181" height_o="1181" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" data-mid="134151095" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/1000/i/551cebfbe279a3fe12038f46b288cc462578bf38daff429b7b03a25090f77623/Zytmaschine_English-copy.png" /> <img width="679" height="711" width_o="679" height_o="711" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9ac5c2dceaf8439b825238ee112763bc77e8198172a29264e9717f911a79835b/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" data-mid="134151105" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/679/i/9ac5c2dceaf8439b825238ee112763bc77e8198172a29264e9717f911a79835b/Story_Rot_Zytmaschine_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/e7a2f0564a6a8b8fd26478a73687002938a866c772c299e3e84ee409587571e2/Functions_English-copy.png" data-mid="134151092" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/e7a2f0564a6a8b8fd26478a73687002938a866c772c299e3e84ee409587571e2/Functions_English-copy.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/60d8254bfbae6ab5861d2f401b9c80af7a9313586b458671408697c81ed8a7fc/Settings_English.png" data-mid="134151091" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/60d8254bfbae6ab5861d2f401b9c80af7a9313586b458671408697c81ed8a7fc/Settings_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9e4c47e5e2e54c015c445aacb3b1f950cb1bffbad7b50377beb9daf6efd3ca42/Bar.png" data-mid="134151093" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/9e4c47e5e2e54c015c445aacb3b1f950cb1bffbad7b50377beb9daf6efd3ca42/Bar.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0705dd1392cd59c19fab1142607eacd29499c9dfda747a883d23f6178532ea93/Photos.png" data-mid="134151090" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0705dd1392cd59c19fab1142607eacd29499c9dfda747a883d23f6178532ea93/Photos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" data-mid="134151094" border="0" data-scale="100" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/0a600e9eb79190b49e7fabc1623189d3466e3f621de68aa06e07ea14700a5ca5/Videos.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" data-mid="134151088" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/d5ab886b2f3cd2c893a5a6073e8eb4be68885cc897b1fd130822277a8ed7ae26/Igor_English.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" data-mid="134151089" border="0" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/b96536f5a9f52d22aaf5a26d1109a2b0e0fee9870754fdf87469c5ffa580ec6a/Events.png" /> <img width="700" height="700" width_o="700" height_o="700" data-src="https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" data-mid="134151086" border="0" data-scale="98" src="https://freight.cargo.site/w/700/i/999b628da943d244969b17210af4a72fee0ea9221e92eabac268407b31a110aa/Booking_English.png" />